Sunday, July 26, 2009

Advice for the doctor's WIFE .

Get into the office and stay there. Work as bookkeeper, assistant or receptionist; but be a permanent presence in the office.
There are two reasons for you to be present: the money and the honey.
If you aren't there watching the money, it will soon start to disappear. Sooner or later the doctor will find at the end of the month there is no money left for him. No matter how honest the employees seem, they believe that all doctors are rich and they will soon help themselves to the money. Beware.
The honey: that cute young well built little assistant is doctor hunting. It will go like this: One afternoon when everyone else is gone she will plead to the doctor in a very frightened demeanor that she has a lump in her breast. She will quickly strip to the waist and sit on his desk for an examination. He will examine her professionally and reassure her that she is okay. Two weeks later same scenario. This time she gets a little cozy and admits that she loves having him touch her. Soon the two are having regular petting sessions in the office and before long sexual intercourse in the exam room. She may get pregnant on purpose for a big law suite or she may make a play to become the new second wife. If the doctor hits mid-life crisis, wife number one is in deep trouble. She will find herself divorced, 40 years old and with four or five children. Not exactly romance material. Remember the famous words of the last such divorcee: "Oh, my husband would never do that to me!"
Beware!

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